Sorry I was Drunk

It was a typical Thursday night (thirsty Thursday) in a small college town. Let’s call her Hannah, had decided that we were all going out to our local bar. Like a typical white girl, she spent an hour at least looking for something to wear and moaning that she didn't have anything to wear. Finally, after trying on a dozen different outfits she, went across the hall to her friends room to ask to borrow something. Hannah and Gayla come back to Hannah dorm where Ashley and I were waiting for her. Gayla had told Hannah that she could borrow her favorite black dress as long she promised not to get anything on it. (If only she knew) Hannah is finally ready to go, so we all climbed into Ashley’s car and off we went for a night of cheap drinking. It didn't take Hannah long to get completely trashed. She was mumbling and stumbling around the bar until Ashley and I decided it was time to get her home. We again pile into Ashley's car, we got maybe two miles down the road when Hannah from the backseat began screaming that she had to pee.

“ i really have to pee!”

“Can you hold it, we’re only twenty minutes from school.”

“No, no, i HAVE to go now!”

“Nothing's open right now”

“Just pullover! I really have to go.”

“Pull over? Into the belk parking lot?”

“Yes, just pull over i really have to go, i cant hold it.”

Ashley pulled over into the belk parking lot, and Hannah literally jumped out of the car and ran into the parking lot. Its was pitch dark outside, except for a few streets lights, we couldn't see Hannah when she was in the parking lot but we could hear her. We heard the stream of pee start, it was amazing loud in the quiet of the parking lot. Ashley and i are laughing to ourselves in the car when Hannah suddenly shouts.

“I peed on Gayla’s dress!”

The nect day, Hannah returned Gayla’s dress without washing out. I can only imagine that the words she said, “Sorry, i was drunk.”